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Fuck Off Twitter Sitcoms!

Kutcher’s team of twitter arseholes have done it again! another shit twitter stream is being made into a sitcom by CBS.

CBS, known for its shit comedies, is planning on turning the twitter feed ‘Dear Girls Above Me’ into its 3rd twitter based sitcom.

The feed, created by a twat called Charlie McDowell, is a collection of hillarious messages to an imaginary group of girls living above him (and they are so stupid, you wouldnt believe)

Dear Girls Above Me, “Did you hear that all these kids were rescued in Chile after being trapped in some mountain?” Miners, not minors.

Dear GAM,”I found out he’s taking me to a 3D movie! If the glasses aren’t cute I will literally die.”

Both feeds are from Ashton Kutcher’s group Katalyst. Im not sure what that means but I read it and now I blame Kutcher.

If you are gonna do another twitter based sitcom after this CBS, at least make it something funny like @MyGRANSaBITCH


The worlds most annoying man to make the world most annoying sitcom

Straight off of the success of the hit US smash “Shit my dad says” starring William Shatner, CBS is to make the world’s second sitcom adaptation of a twitter feed.

Twitter to TV, why hasnt this been done more i hear you ask? Because its the worst idea in the world.

CBS has announced it is going to make a sitcom out of Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Shhh dont tell Steve’ feed. In the feed Kutcher makes up updates on what a fictional roommate ‘Steve’ is doing.

Examples of the hilarity are “Steve, just now, yelling from our bathroom: ‘Total Asparagus pee bro! Come smell!'” and “Steve loudly challenging people to a drinking contest. Nobody biting, so he’s just doing shots and declaring himself the winner”.

The script deal has been signed and Kutcher is set as executive producer, we can only hope he doesnt want to star in it aswell, not that we will be watching.

My dad says ‘Shhhh Dont Tell Steve’ is shit!