ITV have appointed Claire Zowker as Head of Comedy.
Who’s Claire Zowker? I hear you cry.
You must be an idiot if you have never heard of Claire Zowker! She’s the woman behind hits like Katie and Peter, What Katie Did Next, Peter: The Next Chapter and Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.
Not a comedy in sight.
I think that she will be the perfect candidate to head up ITV’s comedy department. Everybody knows ITV’s comedy department is shit.